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Bored Photographer Problems

Mon Jan 18, 2016, 3:33 PM
Woe is me.

The leaves are gone.
Sunsets are all gray.
The galactic center is on the wrong side of the globe at night.
I live too far south for Northern Lights. 
Bugs are all dead for the winter.
Flowers are all dead for the winter.
Nobody gets married in February.
I'm too poor to travel to alpine places.
That's an excuse
I'm really too fat and lazy to go climbing alpine places.

Not really "con" season.
And I don't really have a connection here who is into that sort of thing.
And I'm shy.

Deer don't like having things pointed at them this time of year.
That's fair.

Old war buddy is living in my "studio" until he finds work.
Not that that matters because:

Kids are tired of my shit.
Wife is tired of my shit.
Dog is tired of my shit.
Nobody wants to see pictures of my cat.

Paying some girl to get naked in my basement seems skeevy as fuck.
Would also make the wife super tired of my shit.

None of my friends are attractive young nudists who live in large well-lit places.
Way to drop the ball friends. 

Woe is me.

Brace yourself.
Macro tree blossoms are coming. 

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xthumbtakx Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
Snow. Ice. A nice opportunity coming up tomorrow for that. ;)
swiftmoonphoto Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Yeah.  Here we go.
tanikel Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2016   Photographer
I won't lie, your woe had me giggling.  

You can always come up to Baltimore and photograph shenanigans.
Buntcone Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Woe is us and our first world problems. It's the photographer equivalent of not getting chocolate sprinkles on your cappuccino. I recommend you get off your ass and go do something outside. Take your camera with you and you never know what might happen.
MichiLauke Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2016   Photographer
A better time will come - you are such a creative man. So just take your cam and start shot! :handshake:
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